THE SIZE OF YOUR ANGSTCOCK MATTERS:

[thene]

Only one of many ways in which Fly and me are terrible. Rydia always wins.

Fireholly99 12:10 pm
I like how in the first Dissidia, they all make fun of Firion's LACK of horrible angst

athene1miranda 12:10 pm
seriously? lol

Fireholly99 12:10 pm
Yeah

athene1miranda 12:10 pm
this is why no one cares about FFII; not enough angst, only one pirate
the only angst source is whatsherface's brother

Fireholly99 12:10 pm
Firion's story sytarts with him chilling with Cloud and Squall and Cecil I think
And Cecil is all 'My best friend is an asshole and my brother is evil'
And Cloud is all 'I have no concept of my own identity and ruined everyone's life because of it'

Fireholly99 12:12 pm
And Squall is like 'I am a teenager and I hate people'
And Tidus is like 'my dad is a monster and I don't exist? What's your problem, firion?'

Fireholly99 12:13 pm
And firion goes "....."

athene1miranda 12:13 pm
hahaahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
this is how FF characters compare cock sizes
the bigger your angst gland is, the more fangirl groupies you get

athene1miranda 12:20 pm
......i love how XIII subverts that though because Snow is TRYING to be the angsty-but-brave heroboy and NO ONE ELSE WILL TOLERATE HIS ATTENTION-WHOREDOM. meanwhile Hope is trying to be a different kind of angsty-but-brave heroboy and is thereby becoming obviously stupid and dangerous. they are my two least favourite characters and that is exactly what the game wants them to be. they also hate each other unusually much even by the standards of FFXIII characters.

Fireholly99 12:55 pm
I LOVED the scene, it was like in a PARODY FANFIC but entirely srs

athene1miranda 12:56 pm
:-D

Fireholly99 1:06 pm
So who do you think is the FF character with the most to complain about?
Who has the biggest 'dick'?

athene1miranda 1:06 pm
is it bad that the first answer that leapt to mind was 'Rydia'

athene1miranda 1:09 pm
the entire rest of her culture was eradicated when she was a child, she has to make friends with the person who did it, and then she gets drowned and spends a temporally-slipped decade totally isolated from the entire rest of the human race

Fireholly99 1:11 pm
That is pretty much astronomical badness
I'm struggling to come up with a decent contender

Comments

[crankyoldman]

I started with the DS version, and she's got some decent fleshing out there. And well, I really empathized with her. I think she's got sort of a raw deal in both the plot and in fandom, so. Yeah. I'm that guy in FFIV fandom.

So I usually just let Kain be his psychomurder self in fic and continue on with my life. XD

[thene]

Right - I've only played the UK PS1 release, where she doesn't do much except faint occasionally and stand around in no clothes. :( As Fly likes to put it, if they didn't want us to write slash then why would they keep on making movies/games that are mostly about men having intense relationships involving lots of staring at each other?

Will read, thanks! <3