today:

-had staffing firm interview for Shiny Job Of My Dreams
-stumbled out into streets shaking like leaf, wandered into Starbucks for a tiny cup of overpriced liquid sugar
-accepted that I had no idea where I was. Asked nearest person for directions to nearest station
-person explained that they didn't know, on account of being British
-further investigation revealed that she was from the same street in West London as me.

I like today even if I don't get the job!