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fireholly99 12:16 pm
http://www.etsy.com/listing/90402258/lightning-cupcake-pendant?ref=sr_gallery_37&ga_search_query=lightning&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=GB&ga_page=3&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_facet=handmadelightning i don't get it

athene1miranda 12:17 pm
what. okay, so she has pink hair. but what.

fireholly99 12:17 pm
YEAH I KNOW

athene1miranda 12:17 pm
WHAT IS IT ABOUT CUPCAKES

fireholly99 12:17 pm
FUCK CUPCAKES
AND FUCK MACAROONS

athene1miranda 12:17 pm
WHY ARE THEY LURKING EVERYWHERE IN NON-EDIBLE FORM
THE ONLY THING THEY ARE GOOD FOR IS EATING

fireholly99 12:18 pm
THEY AREN'T EVEN GOOD AT THAT

athene1miranda 12:18 pm
I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT THEM FOR MORE THAN THE THIRTY SECONDS IT TAKES TO SHOVE ONE IN YOUR GOB

fireholly99 12:18 pm
THEY'RE A HORRID DRY PIECE OF NASTY CAKE
WEARING MORE THAN THEIR BODY WEIGHT IN NEON ICING

athene1miranda 12:18 pm
hush TLB made me some amazing macaroons for the gift exchange

fireholly99 12:18 pm
THE NOBLE FAIRY CAKE IS DELICIOUS AS IT DRESSES MODESTLY IN ONLY A FAINT SWADDLING OF ICING SUGAR

athene1miranda 12:19 pm
AND REAL CREAM GODDAMNIT

fireholly99 12:19 pm
PREVENTING THE SUGAR FROM DRAWING ALL OF THE MOISTURE OUT OF THE CUPCAKE

athene1miranda 12:19 pm
wait that happens?

fireholly99 12:19 pm
BUT CUPCAKES ARE NASTY AMERICAN INVADERS LIKE HARLEQUIN LADYBIRDS
LURID AND VILE

athene1miranda 12:19 pm
for a while after i moved to america i was still instinctively killing harlequin ladybirds on the grounds that they are the 'bad' kind

fireholly99 12:19 pm
THE CAKE IS MADE FROM A CHALKY MIX, AND THE DECORATION IS AESTHETICALLY IMPRESSIVE BUT POINTLESS
THEY ARE STEAMPUNK IN CAKE FORM

fireholly99 12:20 pm
IN CONCLUSION, FUCK CUPCAKES.
......................................................./searches etsy for 'steampunk cupcake'

athene1miranda 12:20 pm
YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU SWEAR ABOUT ANYTHING THIS MUCH EVER

fireholly99 12:20 pm
I REALLY REALLY FUCKING LOATHE CUPCAKES
THEY ARE A SYMPTOM EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG WITH MASS CULTURE
EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG WITH IRONIC-CUTE CULTURE
AND EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP WITH FOOD
BURN ALL CUPCAKES
MURDER THEM.

fireholly99 12:22 pm
IF THERE IS A TIME FOR SWEARING IT IS EXPRESSING HOW VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY MUCH I HATE CUPCAKES.
.....okay i'm done

athene1miranda 12:22 pm
no fly tell me how you really feel

fireholly99 12:23 pm
http://www.etsy.com/listing/98491063/steampunk-cupcake-polymer-clay-pendant oh dear.

athene1miranda 12:23 pm
...........dear god that is hideous

fireholly99 12:28 pm
[Offline IM sent 3m ago] http://www.etsy.com/listing/82454427/felt-cake-steampunk-cake-wind-up-mocha?ref=sr_gallery_12&ga_search_query=steampunk+cupcake&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=GB&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=2&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_facet=handmadesteampunk+cupcake "wind up mocha torte" GO JUMP OFF THE EIFFEL TOWER IN A FLYING ENGINE