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You know how it is when you get an idea in your head and then put it aside for months until you hit the worst possible moment to start propagating it properly?

I want to remove all the age ratings from mgs_fanworks and replace them simply with 'SFW' or 'NSFW:*' with a few different categories of '*'.

Oh my god I could rage forever about how much I hate the way fandom uses ratings. Forever.

(This is way less work than it sounds as I could simply rename the G tag as 'SFW' and the NC-17 tag as 'NSFW: sex' and that takes care of about 55% of all the content immediately, and it wouldn't take THAT long to sift through the rest. I'm not going to do it until after the move, though.)

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fireholly99 9:25 am
:( thene
i've been fighting against the urge to start a multifandom RP called Liquidia

athene1miranda 9:25 am
fffffffffffffHAAHAHHAHAHAA

fireholly99 9:26 am
but the thought of getting back into LJRP on a macro scale is about as appealing as performing genital surgery on myself with a razor and a hammer.

fireholly99 9:26 am
if i was going to do it it would be concept art more than anything
and i'm not nasty enough to want to make concept art just to laugh at 48 year old women who clearly have something wrong with them.
but it would be such a fun game
it would be about liquid having a time-travelling robot, going back in time to gather dinosaurs, and using them to invade South America.

athene1miranda 9:28 am
and what would all the other characters get to do

fireholly99 9:28 am
all characters brought into the game can either have a cyborg or dinosaur enhancement
but they don't get anything to do, it's a multifandom rp, they're only there to have sex with each other.

athene1miranda 9:29 am
YES

REAL PERSON FANFIC

fireholly99 5:07 pm
thene i am busy but i have a headcanon question to ask you and it cannot wait and the question is DOES OCELOT KNOW QUENTIN TARANTINO

athene1miranda 5:07 pm
huuuuuuuuuuuuuh well now
you'd think ocelot could get to know anyone he liked, right?
i mean, do you think he ever used to stalk western directors at all? or actors?
/thoughts of ocelot paying large sums of money to do horrible things to clint

fireholly99 5:09 pm
uh.
the worst part is, he would

fireholly99 5:09 pm
ocelot, i mean

athene1miranda 5:09 pm
he so would

fireholly99 5:09 pm
i'm just imagining him hiding in the bushes outside clint's house

athene1miranda 5:09 pm
with a noose

fireholly99 5:09 pm
and then eva comes over on her motorcycle to pick him up AGAIN
....i'm not sure ocelot is the type who would stalk actors, honestly.
he seems to value and enjoy the difference between reality and falsehood. it's what his career is based on.
i think he would stalk sergio leone, though.

athene1miranda 5:16 pm
ocelot has probably written a western script that he really wants sergio leone to make

fireholly99 5:16 pm
i want this fic

athene1miranda 5:16 pm
and it is terrible
really really terrible

athene1miranda 5:16 pm
clint wears an eyepatch and rules a secret nation in the desert

fireholly99 5:19 pm
ocelot swaggers in wearing his full classy cowboy cosplay gear, nothing not tasteful
ornamental spurs, modern suit, cute jewellery, historically accurate hat. he looks great.
he walks up to leone really really slowly and walks up to his desk and puts his foot on the table
and lifts his head
and hands leone the script, wordlessly

fireholly99 5:21 pm
and leone looks at it
and the first line is 'EXT: DESERT. EXTREME CLOSEUP OF CLINT EASTWOOD'S SWEET ABS'

athene1miranda 5:22 pm
I SEE.

fireholly99 5:22 pm
and we look at leone's face as he attempts to hide his genuine feelings
knowing ocelot has a gun