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[thene]

gullapip
Walking the dog, forgot poop bags, OH NO POOP, can't pick it up cops are gonna toss me in jail

thene a
NOOOOOOOOoooooooo what an embarrassing reason to be in jail gull, no one would bail you out for that
pick better felonies

gullapip
I know right?? I need something like breaking into an undercover cop car for a police hat

thene a
FOR A COSPLAY obviously
best crime reports
everyone on the internet would bail you out for that

gullapip
PRECISELY
I would become tumblr famous, a pic of me would circulate, getting tackled by plainclothes officers wearing a police cap and screaming that I needed it for my cosplay of a winchester impersonating law enforcement officials
IT HAD TO BE AUTHENTIC

thene a
gull, fame awaits you

gullapip
I've finally found my true calling
I feel so enlightened