SOMEBODY WRITE THIS, I WILL PAY COOKIES

[thene]

Chris 11:57 am
So, I have to say.
I just woke up from a bizarre dream where Outer Heaven was, like, a days of our lives type drama with no actual fightning

athene1miranda 11:58 am
war has changed!

Chris 11:58 am
and every episode revolved around troop training or intertroop conflicts that Big Boss would come in and solve in a Leave It To Beaver-esque style

athene1miranda 11:58 am
that is amazing!

Chris 11:59 am
he was big on telling people that everyone had to respect each other even though we all come from very different walks of life
it was an AMAZING dream
I SWEAR I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP

athene1miranda 12:00 pm
WHY IS THIS NOT CANON

Chris 12:00 pm
I sincerely don't know. ;_;

Chris 12:01 pm
it was full of details
there was like, a psychics quarters
and every time he walked into it all the conversations would be in his head
and omg
it was fucking weird
and hilarious
I am already forgetting it, like one does with dreams. :(
but that's okay, I think most of the details are more nonsensical than the main plot thread

athene1miranda 12:02 pm
:-( ! but this deserves to be treasured forever

Chris 12:03 pm
:|
it was pretty effing amazing
if anyone has ever written anything along these lines, I would read it gleefully

athene1miranda 12:03 pm
if i tell enough fangirls i wonder if one of them will write this

Chris 12:04 pm
god I hope so
Big Boss was very big on father figure esque fluffy thoughts like "this is our base, but it is also our home."

athene1miranda 12:05 pm
that could be MG2 canon except for the part where he's a bugfuck cyborg sociopath in MG2

Chris 12:06 pm
fathers are abusive sometimes ;_;

athene1miranda 12:06 pm
esp in MGS :-(