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my otp:
might be bearable if they didn't try to line-edit while I'm writing about them.
"You can't put it that way because one does not tend a rock; mixed metaphor. No, you can't put it that way either because it's out of a New Testament parable - way inappropriate for a kink fic. I mean, unless it's RPF about Madonna."
"When did you ever read the bible?"
"In that one AU where I was raised by Catholic nuns."
eta:
athene1miranda: also the 'one AU' is something i barely even started - a terrible songfic based on The Devil Went Down To Georgia that has nothing going for it other than that it's the only Atlanta-based thing i've ever even tried to write
lunikilo: ...that is something? really?
athene1miranda:
He wasn't surprised when the Devil showed up. He'd been raised, if you can call it that, by nuns, and he was dimly aware that actions had consequences, so it all made sense to him. "What did I do?"
"Pride," said the Devil.
"Oh. I was hoping for sodomy."
lunikilo: ...Hahahahahahaha
lunikilo: I love you
"You can't put it that way because one does not tend a rock; mixed metaphor. No, you can't put it that way either because it's out of a New Testament parable - way inappropriate for a kink fic. I mean, unless it's RPF about Madonna."
"When did you ever read the bible?"
"In that one AU where I was raised by Catholic nuns."
eta:
athene1miranda: also the 'one AU' is something i barely even started - a terrible songfic based on The Devil Went Down To Georgia that has nothing going for it other than that it's the only Atlanta-based thing i've ever even tried to write
lunikilo: ...that is something? really?
athene1miranda:
He wasn't surprised when the Devil showed up. He'd been raised, if you can call it that, by nuns, and he was dimly aware that actions had consequences, so it all made sense to him. "What did I do?"
"Pride," said the Devil.
"Oh. I was hoping for sodomy."
lunikilo: ...Hahahahahahaha
lunikilo: I love you