one day i am going to drop my netbook in the bath and it will be fly's fault

fireholly99 7:57 pm
The other skeevy one on our Bottom list is 5'O Clock by T-Pain.
In which t-pain leaves a fairly articulate, intelligent girl waiting because he's at the club with the hot 'females'

athene1miranda 7:59 pm
'T-Pain' is the manliest singer name ever

fireholly99 8:02 pm
The Pain!
The PAAAAAAAAAIN!
/bees

athene1miranda 8:03 pm
IKR
B-Pain?
that should be a FissionMailed character
R&B The Pain

fireholly99 8:04 pm
FACT - T-Pain actually is a robot, that is not just autotune

fireholly99 8:04 pm
He is a poorly programmed robot with a handful of ELIZA routines revolving around clubs and sex.

athene1miranda 8:05 pm
and that's why he can't satisfy his poor girlfriend :-(

fireholly99 8:06 pm
He was developed by NASA in 2004 to compete with the JSDF's much more realistic Gackt.

athene1miranda 8:07 pm
:-( the engineering just isn't as good as it was back when they built David Bowie

fireholly99 8:08 pm
David Bowie was a Cold War project to show off to the Russians the depth of their AI programming. He could beat people at chess! But they couldn't match his eyes.

athene1miranda 8:08 pm
they chose an unusual place to subtly conceal his AI pod too

fireholly99 8:09 pm
T-Pain's is hidden in his hat.

fireholly99 8:12 pm
Gaga is not a robot, but the only original parts remaining of her human body are her head and spine.
Katy Perry does not actually exist, being a government project to create a virtual sound-based weapon tone to down enemy planes with shriekforce.

athene1miranda 8:13 pm
i heard the UN are working out a treaty to classify eminem

athene1miranda 8:15 pm
britney originally died in 2006 but her exoskeleton is so realistic it's hard to tell

fireholly99 8:22 pm
Bieber is an ageless genetic experiment that physically feeds off psychic hatred and oestrogen.