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-fly would like to remind you that i am a terrible human being.
-argh argh stupid foot argh
-my weird word of the day is 'windpipe'. seriously how is that even a word, there are WAY too many consonants and it is constructed like a troll euphemism from Homestuck. can we please stop having names for body parts that are totally unusable in porn.
-speaking of Homestuck, I have been working on my quest to become the worst Homestuck cosplayer ever! I'm not going to be able to do it right but am trying to do it anyway, hence my inevitable failure. Am weirdly inhibited about cutting shit up even though said shit only cost me $5 secondhand, just because I was lucky to find ANYTHING I could work on so any serious error will lead to me calling the whole thing off.
-speaking of Homestuck, this line is a thing of beauty:
....mmyes, the only person I can ship Karkat with is Karkat and this is pretty much canon. There is not even the decency of a fourth wall around all his masturbatory self-hate.
-argh argh stupid foot argh
-my weird word of the day is 'windpipe'. seriously how is that even a word, there are WAY too many consonants and it is constructed like a troll euphemism from Homestuck. can we please stop having names for body parts that are totally unusable in porn.
-speaking of Homestuck, I have been working on my quest to become the worst Homestuck cosplayer ever! I'm not going to be able to do it right but am trying to do it anyway, hence my inevitable failure. Am weirdly inhibited about cutting shit up even though said shit only cost me $5 secondhand, just because I was lucky to find ANYTHING I could work on so any serious error will lead to me calling the whole thing off.
-speaking of Homestuck, this line is a thing of beauty:
....mmyes, the only person I can ship Karkat with is Karkat and this is pretty much canon. There is not even the decency of a fourth wall around all his masturbatory self-hate.