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The ninth says 'be inscrutable' and the eighteenth says 'be impossible', what to do? Answer: ignore the 18th, all the crazy shit happens on its watch anyway. If you need me, I'll be at Avenue Road, etc.
My card log is total mushroom lately. ><
ANYWAY I HAVE A PARCEL FULL OF TEA. JAY SENT IT TO ME AND IT IS WONDERFUL. I LOVE IT. IT INCLUDES THE BEST TEA IN THE WORLD EVER, NAMELY TWININGS GREEN TEA WITH ORANGE AND LOTUS FLOWER. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY ANYONE SENDS ME THINGS AS I AM A USELESS FRIEND AND A FAILED EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING. THE PARCEL ALSO HAD A BOOK IN IT THAT I HAD BEEN WANTING FOR AGES BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I HAVE NEVER BOTHERED TO MENTION THIS TO ANYONE, EVER. ALSO IN THE PARCEL WAS A PENGUIN OF DEATH COASTER AND I LOVE IT. MY COFFEE IS SAT ON IT RIGHT NOW. THERE IS ALSO A MADNESS HAMSTERS COASTER BUT I FEAR IT MAY BE DEADLY AND POISONOUS.
My card log is total mushroom lately. ><
ANYWAY I HAVE A PARCEL FULL OF TEA. JAY SENT IT TO ME AND IT IS WONDERFUL. I LOVE IT. IT INCLUDES THE BEST TEA IN THE WORLD EVER, NAMELY TWININGS GREEN TEA WITH ORANGE AND LOTUS FLOWER. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY ANYONE SENDS ME THINGS AS I AM A USELESS FRIEND AND A FAILED EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING. THE PARCEL ALSO HAD A BOOK IN IT THAT I HAD BEEN WANTING FOR AGES BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I HAVE NEVER BOTHERED TO MENTION THIS TO ANYONE, EVER. ALSO IN THE PARCEL WAS A PENGUIN OF DEATH COASTER AND I LOVE IT. MY COFFEE IS SAT ON IT RIGHT NOW. THERE IS ALSO A MADNESS HAMSTERS COASTER BUT I FEAR IT MAY BE DEADLY AND POISONOUS.
